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Rhyme Time Tales: The Cat and the Rat

The Cat and the Rat
(Parentheses indicate the corresponding picture.)
A cat sat.
The cat is fat. (Mmm. Something smells good.-Gets up for food.)
The rat's a brat. (Steals the Cat's food.)
The rat spat at the cat. ("Do you got a problem with something, Cat?")
The cat sat on the rat.
The rat is a flat mat.

Other tales involve a lime, the night, snakes, and a dancing pig.

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